Like computers and like sex … Why not combine? That is what one should think Ray Digerati days, a software engineer for 34 years, whose only occupation in life is to fix computers in exchange for sexual favors. This is the interview he gave to the American magazine Sync, explaining the peculiarities of their work.
How long have you been working as a gigolo-support?
Only a few months. It all started when a friend of mine, really attractive, she had problems connecting to the Internet … the idea suddenly came to mind: “wow, it would be nice if I could get sex.” I put an ad on Craigslist [the Web’s most popular U.S. classifieds] that title, “FIX YOUR PC in exchange for sex,” since getting an overwhelming number of responses.
So is the invention actually work?
If. Most of the calls I receive are to remove spyware and viruses. A girl could not even wait for the end to pass the anti-grabbed me and made me an oral job.
Do you have, call for some form of a list of “charges” preset?
No, I take with absolute discretion. On one occasion a girl refused to have sex, so I gave a hand massage finished in a manual job. Basically what I ask in return is in line with the time devoted to it: If I have one or two hours, I like receiving oral sex. Orgasm for two hours of service I think it is fair enough. If it is something simple that I do not carry more than 15 minutes, I settled with a massage on the feet.
Do you claim that you send photos before accepting the job? What happens if you and the client is horrendous?
Although I am very strict on the issue of hygiene, I am very open to that effect. Usually I do not like to discriminate against anyone.
Come to think of my hard drive crashed, you could …
Sorry! I do not accept guys! I will help you if you want, but in exchange for money. And you know … if you know girls who need to repair your computer let me know, I am ready and eager to help.
Tomorrow I am leaving my company. And my idea is to reach even further than Ray: in addition to require a sexual favor modest economic consideration (yes, 50% cheaper than any traditional service). Because I worth. Any reader interested in my services?. Opening Promotion: 2 for 1. Do not leave out!